Thanks Tired Of, I was beginning to think I was on my own on this one ,again.I can't get rid of this mental picture in my head of two elephants navigating their way down a very steep snow covered mountain you know with ropes , crampons and ice axes.With one elephant lowering down the other during a rather difficult, tricky overhang.
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Noah and the high altitude.
by edmond dantes inafter the flood, were the alligators in the days of noah known for their mountaineering skills when coming down from ararat ,?.
and how did the polar bears get back to the north/south pole,?.
and how did the koalas and kangaroos get back to australia,?
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What do you think will be the society's undoing?
by cognac ini think all the lawsuits and then the exposure to these lawsuits... .
what do you think?.
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The true truth as apposed to the " troof ".There is now a strong body of evidence against them which is growing day by day.It's been hidden up until internet access.
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Email God!
by edmond dantes inin this technological age and given that god wants us to communicate with him on a regular basis, how come he doesn't let us have his email address, and does the society have it for their own use?
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Thank you all for that piece of exciting news,at last my prayers can now be fine tuned and sent to the correct destination.All these years ,all those requests ,all misdirected to no avail.com.By the way if I receive any directives or get any insider information you my brothers and sisters will be the first to know the details.Maybe it would be advisable for you to keep your white robes ready in order for us to stroll along the Brooklyn Bridge at the given moment as in Charlie Russels time ,he had the ear of God way back when.
Gotchaby , Are we all God,? that would mean I have been talking to myself all this time.
Gopher, The W/T Society thinks they are the only channel of communication ,hey what do they know ?
H4O, that Oprah ,where would we be without her?
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Email God!
by edmond dantes inin this technological age and given that god wants us to communicate with him on a regular basis, how come he doesn't let us have his email address, and does the society have it for their own use?
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In this technological age and given that God wants us to communicate with him on a regular basis, how come he doesn't let us have his email address, and does the Society have it for their own use?
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Noah and the high altitude.
by edmond dantes inafter the flood, were the alligators in the days of noah known for their mountaineering skills when coming down from ararat ,?.
and how did the polar bears get back to the north/south pole,?.
and how did the koalas and kangaroos get back to australia,?
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After the flood, were the alligators in the days of Noah known for their mountaineering skills when coming down from Ararat ,?
and how did the polar bears get back to the north/south pole,?
and how did the koalas and kangaroos get back to Australia,?
Just curious that's all.
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Yes the dogs on the ark were very sea sick as well because they remarked that they were were feeling very ruff, ruff incessantly.
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Hortensia,
Thank you for the kind comment about the "two bodies; elders and the dead one ." Sometimes when I read my own postings I think I must be losing my marbles.
Edmond.
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It was now late in the day and three top officials from Brooklyn arrived.Service desk Derrick (I give out the preliminary answers) was the first not to be let in past the cordon; scene of crime don't you know. Followed closely by the Watchtower Farms chief cow hand and milking overseer Willie Warmhands and following close on his heels , one very ,very , very ,very senior Wacktower lawyer who approached the cordon with a confident stride and said to the police lady " excuse me! do you know who I am?" " No sir, never seen you in my life before but I see from your identity card ,attached to your lapel ,of that very impressive suit that you are moddeling ,sorry wearing, that you must be Tony Topnotch from society HQ in Brooklyn" came back the reply."As a matter of fact I am Gordon Greenback, Greenback as in dollars." " Sorry Gordon you can't go through the cordon," said the police lady who was now by this time being reinforced by a male policeman who spoke in a very squeeky loud pitched voice saying to the female police opertative, " these new truncheons are splintering so easily, do you think you could retrieve some the bits of wood from my butt later ,when things quieten down and we are on our own?"
The police chief Letsbe avingyou came up to the police line and asked what all the noise and fuss was about, and asked why a suited convention delegate with a prominent badge was trying to stick his brief case into the proceedings. I AM NOT HERE ON MY OWN shouted G.G. ,there are three of us , a triad if you like. I thought you lot didn't belive in a trinity ,so what do you want?" GG replied by introducing Service desk Derreck, "You won't get much out of him he's just the front man," said GG. So who is the local yokel then said the chief. To which Willie Warmhands said" Ize here for a learning curve because in the not so distant future ,before arma, arma , arma," he began to stutter,. Out with it man do you mean armageddon interupted Letsby " no before arma going to start milking again at five in the morning."With that shattering piece of new light Willie started to explain that because Brooklyn HQ was moving to the styx up country as it were, he was trying to find out what he had coming to him and he wanted to gain first hand info.
To be continued.
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We now take you over to Foxy News for an update on the breaking news of a bizarre murder we told you about before the break.Hello Melissa outside the Kingdom Hall church ( they don't know any better) of the Jehovah's Witnesses."Melissa what have you got for us?" "Well it appears Brad that the body of a prominent member of the Jws' was found earlier today with a toilet duck and brush rammed firmly down the throat of the deceased male who is said to be a visiting overseer, but the police do not want to elaborate as it is early days in the investigation.I have with me a previous member of the congregation.Could I ask you sir ,what do you know about the events surrounding the death of this person, your name sir ?" "Well my name is Ivor Scaped , I was attending my judiciary meeting and sitting all alone which is not unusual since I started telling everybody that I was a member of the JWD group ,on line , and have now realised I had been lied to all these years of no blood ,toil, tears ,and sweat. I was waiting to be called when all hell broke loose if you will pardon my language.All of a sudden I dashed out to the lobby and saw Bro.Rob Ublind, postate; sorry prostate on the floor.Now here's the thing ,he had two red pricks in the side of his neck."
To be continued.
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Leolaia,
Would that be with Arthur's armour on or off? Because then you would have to ask how many angels would fit into a tin can?
Let's assume Arthur was in the buff when the angels go for their place in the Guiness Book of Records and let us assume that angels have the use of nanno technology , let's see now, algebrically speaking A= KA bb squared (or round as is the belly button shape)to the power of 1zillion trillion.
I would say using that asmathamatical equaztion there would be room for about 2 billion but don't quote me on it until I have had the final answer from Society Hq. in Brooklyn because I always accept what they tell me as gospel.
Yours in the troof,
Edmond. mbna, prof.divinity.columbia heights.